Cars
The Robot at the Wheel is Judging You (And It Might Choose the Pylon)
Picture yourself lounging in a polished, self-governing metal egg while you nurse a tepid espresso a... [...]
Cars
The Average Man Is Killing Us And He Does Not Even Exist
My cousin Martha drives her silver minivan as if she is transporting the Crown Jewels through a comb... [...]
Cars
The Invisible Chemical Chamber Parked In Your Driveway and the Spectacular Failure of My Own Decision Making Skills
You are sitting in your driveway. You are inhaling that intoxicating, pristine scent of a factory-fr... [...]
Cars
The Electric Vehicle Guilt Trip and My Very Expensive Virtue Signal
Most people harbor the bizarre conviction that acquiring a pristine electric vehicle is a moral triu... [...]
Cars
The Biological Sabotage of the Morning Rush
I am presently marinating in a sedan that smells of old grease and existential dread, observing a di... [...]
Cars
The Software Defined Vehicle Trap: Why Your Car Is Now a Glitchy Smartphone on Wheels
Buying a car used to be simple. Actually simple. You kicked tires, checked oil, and haggled over flo... [...]
Cars
The Truth About Auto Repair: When to DIY and When to Call a Pro
There is a specific sound a car makes when a DIY repair goes sideways - and I hate it. It isn't a ba... [...]
Cars
Why Used Car Prices Are Still Insane (And How to Find the Best Used Cars in 2025)
You hit the lot. The asphalt is sticky. It's hot. (Feels like it's melting your shoes, actually.) Yo... [...]
Cars
Is It Safe to Rent Out Your Car? The Honest (And Ugly) Truth About App Money
It sits there. Staring at you from the driveway. You watch that monthly payment leave your bank acco... [...]
Cars
The EV Math in 2025: Why "Gas Savings" Are Only Half the Story
Everyone tells you the exact same thing. Buy an electric car, save the planet, and never pay for gas... [...]
